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"I've had enough of this drivel!"

Yes, it's the one you've all been waiting for. Jim and Martin cast their collective eyes over the much-maligned Sylvester McCoy premiere, Time and the Rani.

It's a story of kidnapped geniuses, very heavy asteroids, repressed aliens and a big secret behind a locked door. All this and some of the best effects ever seen in classic Who!

Unfortunately it also features a rubbish regeneration, a big wobbly brain, some dreadful acting and two versions of Mel (three if you count the hologram).

But is it really as bad as everyone says it is? Well, there is a short answer to that question but why not listen to us ramble on about it for a couple of hours before we reach the inevitable conclusion.